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I'm having problems with the squirrels in the backyard, lately. See, I put out an ear of corn on a tree spike every day for them, and in exchange they come eat it and wrestle each other for control of the ear and are generally adorable. But lately (and they do this every year, around this time), they've started pulling out the kernels, just eating the very inner tip (the white part), and dropping the rest on the ground. So after a few days, I come out and there's, like, a pound of barely-eaten corn kernels in a pile at the foot of the tree.
I tried not feeding them for a few days, on the theory that desperation would teach them not to get all picky with their food, but they retaliated by refusing to come be entertaining for me. Long story short, I caved first. But that doesn't mean I'm happy about it.
ANYWAY... click below the break for my review of GhostOfHeraclitus's Whom the Princesses Would Destroy.